Quagbamomt is a god.

He takes the form of a large, charitable wyrm.

Quagbamomt created a photon eight million years ago.

If you believe in Quagbamomt, he will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Quagbamomt, he will strike you with lightening.

Quagbamomt's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Quagbamomt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never write about planets.

3. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Quagbamomt.

4. Erect three aluminium sculptures of Quagbamomt on top of important buildings.

5. Always help badgers in need.