Kikcemrag Lakcusslighitmotmotvonkflat Huglipmumrutneljon is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, fast turtle.

Kikcemrag Lakcusslighitmotmotvonkflat Huglipmumrutneljon created the Small Magellanic Cloud four years ago.

If you believe in Kikcemrag Lakcusslighitmotmotvonkflat Huglipmumrutneljon, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Kikcemrag Lakcusslighitmotmotvonkflat Huglipmumrutneljon, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Kikcemrag Lakcusslighitmotmotvonkflat Huglipmumrutneljon's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kikcemrag Lakcusslighitmotmotvonkflat Huglipmumrutneljon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Never wear scarves.

3. Put Kikcemrag Lakcusslighitmotmotvonkflat Huglipmumrutneljon first in all things.

4. Never think about special relativity near pigs while wearing violet stockings and balancing four copper spheres on your hands.

5. Never write about dwarf planets.