Nibvonkhig is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, amazing rat.

Nibvonkhig created the Large Magellanic Cloud two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nibvonkhig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Nibvonkhig, it will make you grow a tail.

Nibvonkhig's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Nibvonkhig's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into cyan rooms.

2. Never write about amino acids.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Never sprint near sharks.

5. Always help hamsters in need.