Bogdossdid is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, cheerful donkey.

Bogdossdid created humankind eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bogdossdid, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bogdossdid, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Bogdossdid's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Bogdossdid's Holy Commandments

1. Learn three new languages a year.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near nematodes while wearing cyan ear rings and balancing nine silver spheres on your chest.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Always look after injured foxes.

5. Never eat figs.