Popkomweg is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous frog.

Popkomweg created a bottom quark four billion years ago.

If you believe in Popkomweg, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Popkomweg, she will curse you with boils.

Popkomweg's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Popkomweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Popkomweg's priests.

2. You must never eat spinach.

3. Retreat if three dolphins approach from the north.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.