Capnutfod is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, contented wolf.

Capnutfod created an atom five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Capnutfod, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Capnutfod, he will curse you with boils.

Capnutfod's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Capnutfod's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Do not run in public.

4. Do not trade with those who eat cherries.

5. Do not keep eight mites in a large pit.