Pombenlog is a god.

It takes the form of a thin, able hedgehog.

Pombenlog created the Sol system three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pombenlog, it will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Pombenlog, it will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Pombenlog's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Pombenlog's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Never feed bananas to sharks while wearing turquoise boots.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Run away from indigo badgers, for they are unholy.

5. Do not chop down trees.