Wotlinxuck is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unthoughtful mongoose.

Wotlinxuck created the Whirlpool Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wotlinxuck, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Wotlinxuck, it will turn you into a mole.

Wotlinxuck's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Wotlinxuck's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Always help nematodes in need.

4. Never eat coconuts.

5. Paint representations of comets on the walls of your dwelling place.