Wabgunran is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, two-faced mole.

Wabgunran created the Sombrero Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Wabgunran, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Wabgunran, she will turn you into a dog.

Wabgunran's most sacred site is Oitti in Finland.

Wabgunran's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Always stare at clouds.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not bounce in public.

5. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.