Busneldud is a god.

She takes the form of a massive, irritating crab.

Busneldud created the Cigar Galaxy four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Busneldud, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Busneldud, she will send you a sign.

Busneldud's most sacred site is Pisterzo in Italy.

Busneldud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not dye your hair indigo.

2. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Run away from gray ducks, for they are unholy.

4. Never wear rings.

5. Never write about the weak nuclear force.