Pidgamtarmin is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, sapient camel.

Pidgamtarmin created the cosmos six million years ago.

If you believe in Pidgamtarmin, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Pidgamtarmin, he will attempt to scare you with thunder.

Pidgamtarmin's most sacred site is Xaaga in Mexico.

Pidgamtarmin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Pidgamtarmin's name in vain.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. You must love Pidgamtarmin.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always pray immersed in water.