Gubquillmum is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, moody eagle.

Gubquillmum created time and space six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gubquillmum, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Gubquillmum, she will come to you in dreams.

Gubquillmum's most sacred site is Pandamatenga in Botswana.

Gubquillmum's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Gubquillmum.

3. Erect seven zinc sculptures of Gubquillmum on top of important buildings.

4. Gubquillmum loves turtles, so they must be honoured.

5. Never eat nuts.