Jamyattbus is a god.

It takes the form of a three hundred metre long, impressive gerbil.

Jamyattbus created vertebrates five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Jamyattbus, it will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Jamyattbus, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Jamyattbus' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Jamyattbus' Holy Commandments

1. Always look after injured ducks.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not hurt gulls.

4. Erect a giant lead sculpture of Jamyattbus in the centre of the settlement.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.