Fudkabfat is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, overgenerous bear.

Fudkabfat created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudkabfat, she will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Fudkabfat, she will manifest in front of you.

Fudkabfat's most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Fudkabfat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep three doves in a large pit.

2. Always make sure there are no horses in a building before entering it.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Run away from red mice, for they are unholy.

5. Never eat bark.