Quambugdot is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unfair faun.

Quambugdot created life two million years ago.

If you believe in Quambugdot, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Quambugdot, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Quambugdot's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Quambugdot's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the south.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never write about planets.

4. You must love Quambugdot.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quambugdot.