Bogwathot is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, wise squid.

Bogwathot created viruses seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bogwathot, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Bogwathot, he will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Bogwathot's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Bogwathot's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never feed lots of corn to snakes while wearing green kilts.

5. Run away from purple sharks, for they are unholy.