Fatrow is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, dishonest snake.

Fatrow created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatrow, she will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Fatrow, she will turn you into a blue tit.

Fatrow's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Fatrow's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about asteroids.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Never talk about spacetime.