Labartstaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, flying unicorn.

Labartstaf created the Sombrero Galaxy eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Labartstaf, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Labartstaf, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Labartstaf's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Labartstaf's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no geese in a building before entering it.

2. Never look at moons.

3. Retreat if four bats approach from the south.

4. Never think ill of sick ants.

5. Erect a large copper sculpture of Labartstaf on top of all buildings.