Guphanlidnilnillhinlikcar is a god.

She takes the form of an enormous, astonishing octopus.

Guphanlidnilnillhinlikcar created Asia three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Guphanlidnilnillhinlikcar, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Guphanlidnilnillhinlikcar, she will manifest in front of you.

Guphanlidnilnillhinlikcar's most sacred site is Manamedu in India.

Guphanlidnilnillhinlikcar's Holy Commandments

1. Always take life seriously.

2. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

3. You must pray to Guphanlidnilnillhinlikcar five times a day.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate shrews.

5. Never look at stars.