Bogtetticep is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, able capybara.

Bogtetticep created water eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bogtetticep, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Bogtetticep, she will have a low opinion of you.

Bogtetticep's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Bogtetticep's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your feet.

2. Never talk about electromagnetism near ducks while wearing pink skirts.

3. Erect a giant purple sculpture of Bogtetticep in the centre of the settlement.

4. Do not commit murder.

5. Never talk about nebulae.