Vighomxin is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, cheerful narwhal.

Vighomxin created a charm quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vighomxin, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Vighomxin, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Vighomxin's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Vighomxin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Never mention ants.

4. Never think ill of sick foxes.

5. Tortoises are unholy and should not be approached.