Gangatnakontbid is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, sage coyote.

Gangatnakontbid created a bottom quark eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gangatnakontbid, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Gangatnakontbid, it will remove you from existence.

Gangatnakontbid's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Gangatnakontbid's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never run in holy places.

5. Pray towards the south.