Boptikjamlit is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, kind ant.

Boptikjamlit created the Cigar Galaxy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Boptikjamlit, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Boptikjamlit, she will ignore you and hope you go away.

Boptikjamlit's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Boptikjamlit's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about optics near horses while wearing orange boots and balancing five zinc spheres on your neck.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never write about enzymes.

4. Never feed lots of aubergines to capybaras while wearing brown ear rings.

5. Do not dye your hair purple.