Listbeglig is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, emotional guinea pig.

Listbeglig created the Milkyway three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listbeglig, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Listbeglig, he will turn you into a goat.

Listbeglig's most sacred site is Bertkow in Germany.

Listbeglig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt doves.

2. Do not covet oxen.

3. Listbeglig loves hamsters, so they must be respected.

4. Always help snakes.

5. Always take life seriously.