Sinshavhinkar is a god.

It takes the form of a small, almighty mink.

Sinshavhinkar created oxygen three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinshavhinkar, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Sinshavhinkar, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Sinshavhinkar's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Sinshavhinkar's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Feed all hungry cats.

3. Shrews are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Never talk about quantum field theory near eagles while wearing red kilts and balancing six titanium spheres on your arms.

5. Do not drink water in magenta rooms.