Ortvangil is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, self-confident capybara.

Ortvangil created parasitic wasps seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ortvangil, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Ortvangil, it will not care.

Ortvangil's most sacred site is Olmarch in Wales.

Ortvangil's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate cats.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

3. Never wear stockings.

4. Retreat if six rats approach from the west.

5. Never pour water over plants.