Godshavflowhogdabyok is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, caring wyvern.

Godshavflowhogdabyok created a down quark two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Godshavflowhogdabyok, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Godshavflowhogdabyok, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Godshavflowhogdabyok's most sacred site is Skive in Denmark.

Godshavflowhogdabyok's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

2. Never feed aubergines to geese while wearing purple corsets.

3. Always help sharks.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.