Sabxinbam is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, smart newt.

Sabxinbam created life three billion years ago.

If you believe in Sabxinbam, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Sabxinbam, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Sabxinbam's most sacred site is Demsin in Germany.

Sabxinbam's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no pigs in a building before entering it.

2. Never think about gravity.

3. Feed all hungry goats.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Fast once a month.