Saskanfligbisspasmotzanbus is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, calm donkey.

Saskanfligbisspasmotzanbus created the cosmos seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Saskanfligbisspasmotzanbus, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Saskanfligbisspasmotzanbus, she will not invite you to parties.

Saskanfligbisspasmotzanbus' most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Saskanfligbisspasmotzanbus' Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Do not dye your hair blue.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always treat whales with great respect.