Queegganrow Gudranjan is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, slow capybara.

Queegganrow Gudranjan created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Queegganrow Gudranjan, she will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Queegganrow Gudranjan, she will be mildly annoyed.

Queegganrow Gudranjan's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Queegganrow Gudranjan's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Never run in the presence of swans.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Never laugh near shrews.

5. Never pour water over plants.