Kemflowip is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, boastful armadillo.

Kemflowip created the world four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kemflowip, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kemflowip, she will think nothing of it.

Kemflowip's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Kemflowip's Holy Commandments

1. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Kemflowip.

2. Never write about deoxyribonucleic acid.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not keep nine dogs in a large pit.

5. Always wear orange.