Fedbugdab is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, moody raccoon.

Fedbugdab created dark matter two years ago.

If you believe in Fedbugdab, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fedbugdab, she will turn you into a puffin.

Fedbugdab's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Fedbugdab's Holy Commandments

1. Eagles are unholy and should not be approached.

2. Never feed bananas to birds while wearing coats.

3. Never talk about asteroids.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Do not covet oxen.