Littipgodfob is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, egotistical badger.

Littipgodfob created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Littipgodfob, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Littipgodfob, it will turn you into a slug.

Littipgodfob's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Littipgodfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum field theory near goats while wearing indigo scarves.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Never hurt gulls.

4. Do not eat aubergines.

5. Never think about asteroids.