Binfatfut is a god.

It takes the form of a very fat, awesome centipede.

Binfatfut created dark matter seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Binfatfut, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Binfatfut, it will send minions to preach to you.

Binfatfut's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Binfatfut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help eagles in need.

2. Never wear shoes.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Pray towards the south.