Madhudapp is a god.

He takes the form of an exceedingly large, grumpy gerbil.

Madhudapp created the Virgo Supercluster eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Madhudapp, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Madhudapp, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Madhudapp's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Madhudapp's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about nebulae.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Do not drink water in white rooms.