Kinhuggid Yogbepwig is a god.

He takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, quiet snake.

Kinhuggid Yogbepwig created gold three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kinhuggid Yogbepwig, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Kinhuggid Yogbepwig, he will remove you from existence.

Kinhuggid Yogbepwig's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kinhuggid Yogbepwig's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your hands magenta.

2. Never think about stars.

3. Never feed lots of onions to pigs while wearing white skirts.

4. Never hurt great tits.

5. Never think ill of sick sharks.