Dobxengep is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, omnipotent goblin.

Dobxengep created the Large Magellanic Cloud seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Dobxengep, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Dobxengep, he will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Dobxengep's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Dobxengep's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear brown corsets.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Never talk about fluid mechanics near voles while wearing mauve scarves and balancing six iron spheres on your face.

5. Never talk about fire.