Honcuntaf is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, sage mink.

Honcuntaf created a down quark three billion years ago.

If you believe in Honcuntaf, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Honcuntaf, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Honcuntaf's most sacred site is Thimmanaickenpalayam in India.

Honcuntaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not take Honcuntaf's name in vain.

3. Never wear coats.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.