Pitdoddin is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, omnipotent zebra.

Pitdoddin created the cosmos six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pitdoddin, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Pitdoddin, he will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Pitdoddin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Pitdoddin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in brown rooms.

2. You must never eat figs.

3. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

4. Erect four iron sculptures of Pitdoddin on top of important buildings.

5. Never look in ponds.