Dutkemtin is a god.

She takes the form of a blubbery, unthoughtful fly.

Dutkemtin created an electron four million years ago.

If you believe in Dutkemtin, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Dutkemtin, she will turn you into a mouse.

Dutkemtin's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Dutkemtin's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Never think about dark matter near otters while wearing cyan coats and balancing eight iron spheres on your head.

4. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

5. Do not shave your feet.