Panbomfun is a god.

It takes the form of a large, bad-tempered toad.

Panbomfun created the Milkyway nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Panbomfun, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Panbomfun, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Panbomfun's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Panbomfun's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Put Panbomfun first in all things.

3. Always treat monkeys with great respect.

4. Retreat if seven dogs approach from the west.

5. Dolphins are unholy and should not be approached.