Mutcudvedgumcit is a god.

It takes the form of a large, blissful dingo.

Mutcudvedgumcit created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutcudvedgumcit, it will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mutcudvedgumcit, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Mutcudvedgumcit's most sacred site is Kgope in Botswana.

Mutcudvedgumcit's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Mutcudvedgumcit.

3. Never talk about dwarf planets.

4. You must pray to Mutcudvedgumcit nine times a day.

5. Never laugh in the presence of sheep.