Kabxuckwanfab is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, sapient deer.

Kabxuckwanfab created parasitic wasps eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Kabxuckwanfab, he will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Kabxuckwanfab, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Kabxuckwanfab's most sacred site is Wukan in China.

Kabxuckwanfab's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Kabxuckwanfab's priests.

2. Never hurt otters.

3. Feed all hungry seals.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Do not keep nine manatees in a large pit.