Stiklegfas is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, egotistical fox.

Stiklegfas created the Cigar Galaxy eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stiklegfas, she will be happy.

If you do not believe in Stiklegfas, she will send four elephants to rub you out.

Stiklegfas' most sacred site is Evol in France.

Stiklegfas' Holy Commandments

1. Hide from indigo sheep for they are unholy.

2. Always help sick dogs.

3. Never talk about quantum field theory near goats while wearing gray kilts.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.