Funnantab is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, capable mink.

Funnantab created the Milkyway six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Funnantab, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Funnantab, it will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Funnantab's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Funnantab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your head.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Funnantab.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Do not trade with those who eat figs.