Fumbedflap is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, contented tortoise.

Fumbedflap created gold four years ago.

If you believe in Fumbedflap, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Fumbedflap, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Fumbedflap's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Fumbedflap's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant platinum sculpture of Fumbedflap in the centre of the settlement.

2. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Never think about quantum field theory near dogs while wearing gray skirts and balancing seven aluminium spheres on your back.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Do not make images of living things.