Cedcennib is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, calm human.

Cedcennib created the planet Earth five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cedcennib, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Cedcennib, he will remove you from existence.

Cedcennib's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Cedcennib's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate sheep.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. Always help cats in need.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Cedcennib.