Dudhubced is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, generous bird.

Dudhubced created oxygen two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudhubced, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Dudhubced, he will send you a sign.

Dudhubced's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Dudhubced's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Dudhubced on top of all buildings.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Always make sure there are no turtles in a room before entering it.

4. Never think about black holes.

5. Do not covet oxen.