Tabquagfar is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, unselfish hare.

Tabquagfar created the planet Mars eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Tabquagfar, he will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Tabquagfar, he will come to you in dreams.

Tabquagfar's most sacred site is Aranganur in India.

Tabquagfar's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Fast once a month.

3. You must love Tabquagfar.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tabquagfar.