Govrapladbinligfag is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, witless turtle.

Govrapladbinligfag created the universe two million years ago.

If you believe in Govrapladbinligfag, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Govrapladbinligfag, it will torture you forever.

Govrapladbinligfag's most sacred site is Ronda in Spain.

Govrapladbinligfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about stars.

2. Never eat bark.

3. Always make a point of helping unfortunate moths.

4. Never eat green fruit.

5. Never leap in holy places.